10:22 Mountain Time, 100 miles from the Colorado border-the plains will soon morph into mountain side. The change in altitude will have many effects on our heroic traveler's bodies. For example, changes in climate will necessitate layered clothing.More importantly, the thin air could have a detrimental effect on the already poor posture of the men.when scanning the rover all the passengers suffer from "chronic slouching", a crippling disease stemming from laziness. to prevent this, the crew will begin a rigorous training regimen of both sitting and standing up straight. We expect a complete metamorphosis from Gargoyles to british watchmen by the time we reach LA.
The first exercise of the regimen takes place in a Boulder Walmart parking lot just after sunrise at the foot of the Rockies.
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